Never Give Up

Monday, September 27, 2010

We have 3 stupid stages of life………..

Teen age: Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age: Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age: Have Time + Money …but no Energy

So Enjoy your today :) Keep rocking :)

Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

Custom Search

Niteen Salunke: * Dont walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you dont care who rules the world! Thats called Attitude!! * Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like Expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. * He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! * A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles..!! He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles! * Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!! * So many options for suicide, Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure! * 25% girls have brains, rest have boyfriends! * All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else! * When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, When tears flows from your eyes always say these words Eh Ganpat, chal daru laa !!

Awesome Inc. theme. Theme images by molotovcoketail. Powered by Blogger.